Colleen and I are back from Louisiana. We had a great trip. I had large amounts of fun. My plan to drink and not pass out before 7pm worked. Colleen was a weiner though. Visit Colleen's site to see our travel log.
# of times we heard Avril's "It's a damn cold night": Too damn many
# of hours spent talking with Sonny the Alcoholic: 1.5
# of nights Colleen stay out past 11pm: 0
# of times I was pulled over on the way back home: 1
Amount of money spent in New Orleans: $7.00
# of people in hotel bed, including myself: 3
# of times I coughed on Colleen: 62.5
# of oysters I ate: 0
# of crawfish I ate: 2
# of Russian words Colleen learned: 2
I'm super deluxe tired. I'm going to pass out. In my own bed. Alone. Thank God.
David Sedaris gave me a Kit-Kat Bar tonight.
# of times we heard Avril's "It's a damn cold night": Too damn many
# of hours spent talking with Sonny the Alcoholic: 1.5
# of nights Colleen stay out past 11pm: 0
# of times I was pulled over on the way back home: 1
Amount of money spent in New Orleans: $7.00
# of people in hotel bed, including myself: 3
# of times I coughed on Colleen: 62.5
# of oysters I ate: 0
# of crawfish I ate: 2
# of Russian words Colleen learned: 2
I'm super deluxe tired. I'm going to pass out. In my own bed. Alone. Thank God.
David Sedaris gave me a Kit-Kat Bar tonight.
