Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

Hey Look! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
As a present to myself, I decided to get a new phone. (as seen above) It's so much fun to take pictures of myself, Chicken, and the Buffy action figures. Oh what a sad life I lead.

I had such a good day today. I've been giddy all day, acting like I'm turning 13 instead of 23. My co-workers bought me a cake and we went to Bennigans for lunch (mmmm Turkey O'Toole). Amy and I went to see Garden State tonight. (so.amazing.) Very good Bday. Friday is the "fun" night. Bunch of us from work going out for some good ol' fashioned no good fun. :) Looking forward.

Dave tought me how to drive stick last Friday (dirrty!) I only killed the engine once -- not bad! I don't really see myself ever attempting it again. Too much thinking. And how could I eat in the car if all my hands are occupied?

It's Chicken! 

super fun weekend spent in minneapolis.

went shopping.
bought things. -- shoes, sweaters, pants, and a really rad red cowboy hat for 7 bucks.
dyed hair black (again).
had conversations about grain silos.
got drunk off one drink.
ate shrimp ( a first for me ).
did something else (not telling until I see Mom and the kids on Friday).

highlight of my day:

We have sales partners visiting today and I, of course, think that one of them is the sexiest older man EVER. He started signing Veruca Salt at lunch today. Hee.

I had this odd dream last night.

It was like I was watching the trailer of a movie starring Tom Hanks and Julie Benz (For those unfamiliar with Buffyverse, Julie Benz played a vampire named Darla). Tom Hanks was like "Castaway Tom Hanks" cuz he had a crazy ass scraggly beard. Tom and Julie were looovers, and this big dinosaur came to town. Tom had to go fight it and save the world and blah blah blah. Julie felt neglected so she started screwing around with Hugh Hefner. ( ooookay.... ) So this dinosaur for whatever reason was crazy and rabid and .... blind. And Tom kills and it and walks in on Julie and Hef. And he's all, "What the...?" and she's all "You were never there for me!" and I was all yelling at the screen, "He saved the world from a blind rabid dinosaur you whore!" Then it cut to the dinosaur getting up, cuz it wasn't dead yet!

I hate trailers, they give away practically the whole movie. If I was to see this movie I'm guessing that Tom would kill the dino for good, Julie would realize what a terrible mistake she'd made, but Tom would have already fallen for the "quiet, quirky reporter who they try to make seem like she's really not that pretty cuz she's wearing glasses, so they have her take the glasses off at one point, but you could tell the entire time she was really pretty anyways." That's probably what would happen.