Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

I'm in love with the guy who plays "Mr. Sark" on ALIAS. I become very giddy when he's in a scene. Last night I found out that he's only 22. This means I can totally make out with him. Oh, that's not it. He was on an episode of "So Little Time," the Olsen twins TV show. I'm going to marry him.

SCOPE Bar Crawl = BIG FUN.

I began my bar crawl experience around 7:30 last night, and I managed to hang in there until the Dublin closed at 2am. (Last semester I stumbled home a little early) I'm sad that this semester is coming to an end and I'm not going to party with those people again. Zwan is Thursday though, so hopefully we are all up for some good fun after load-out.

I wore my glasses last night, and I had my hair down. I was getting mad compliments from everyone, even before they were drunk. So, I think that I looked pretty hot last night -- NEAT.

Wednesday Colleen and I went to Micky's for burger baskets and margaritas. We talked with southern accents for over an hour. Good times, for us at least. Everyone else was really annoyed. oh well.

I'M GRADUATING IN THREE WEEKS!

Nothing exciting is happening.
But I feel like blogging.

"Take that dress off your dolly
Put it on your tamale
Now you've got Dolly Tamale"

So, San Fran? Seattle? Texas? Portland?
Thoughts anyone?

I wish I was sleeping with my roommate

colleen is the best roommate ever reason number 3,379: she recorded fastlane on friday night.

Note to anyone who talks to my parents:
Please don't tell my mom or my stepdad that I was in Louisana this past weekend.

Thank you that will be all...

Colleen and I are back from Louisiana. We had a great trip. I had large amounts of fun. My plan to drink and not pass out before 7pm worked. Colleen was a weiner though. Visit Colleen's site to see our travel log.

# of times we heard Avril's "It's a damn cold night": Too damn many
# of hours spent talking with Sonny the Alcoholic: 1.5
# of nights Colleen stay out past 11pm: 0
# of times I was pulled over on the way back home: 1
Amount of money spent in New Orleans: $7.00
# of people in hotel bed, including myself: 3
# of times I coughed on Colleen: 62.5
# of oysters I ate: 0
# of crawfish I ate: 2
# of Russian words Colleen learned: 2

I'm super deluxe tired. I'm going to pass out. In my own bed. Alone. Thank God.

David Sedaris gave me a Kit-Kat Bar tonight.

Should we talk about what Colleen did Monday?

Maybe I wasn't able to clean because I was too hurt. Too hurt by the stinging words of my roommate. hee, hee.

I cleaned my couch in the living room. and I put away most of my clothes in my bed room. Not too bad...

In less than 24 hours, Colleen and I will be on the road to New Orleans. I plan on drinking ridiculous amounts of alcohol this weekend, and NOT passing out at 7pm. Good plan, yes?

guess what michelle did yesterday instead of clean...

you know i love ya, michelob. but i had to rib ya at least a little.

Oh prom... I want to see lots of pictures.

No more cute gothic freshman for me. Only uptight, conservative accounting geeks. Well, geek -- singular.

I've decided that I need to have a SCOPE show before all of my tests from now on. Last week, I had a show the day before both of my tests. I kicked accounting ass on both of them. The distractions of George Clinton and moe apparently help me remember the rules of auditing and tax. Who knew?

"Do you remember our first dance?
I never wanted to change pants
With you.
But we did.
And now you've got my keys."

Hi wonderful sister. Guess what? This weekend is prom, and you'll be in New Orleans. That's ok, I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time, as will I. Post prom sounds a lot more fun than it did last year. Hypnatist, blown up sumo wrestling, and some of those other fun blow up obstacles and games.
I hear you're coming home the Thursday before Easter. I can't wait! Hopefully I dont have to work that night.
So...you had a date?!? With the cute gothic freshman?

I had this grand plan to clean the apartment tonight.
Instead I ate pizza, watched/fast fowarded through "All My Children" and listened to Color Me Badd. Colleen brought back a bunch of tapes for us to listen to on the way to New Orleans. I'm so excited.
So now my schedule tommorrow is as follows:
930-1045: class
11-12: hang out with grandparents
130-330: class
4-6: CLEAN THE APARTMENT
630-1030: class then scope
1030-?: CLEAN THE APARTMENT MORE

Let's hope something gets done.

I had a date last night. Smiles all around.

SHUSH !!! I'm trying to analyze my kid's dream.

So, I had a strange dream last night:
I was at this debate thingy and apparently someone there didn't like what I had to say. Afterwards, this guy came up to me, poked me in the chest and called me a homo. I kept saying, "I can't believe he poked me." I didn't care that he called me a homo, just that he poked me when he said it. Well, Xander (one of the characters on Buffy) decided for revenge he would take the guy's shirt and pants off and write all over him with marker. Connie Chung and Jack Nickelson were there. Connie was crying (she had really big tears) and Jack was dressed as the Statue of Liberty and kept flashing people. Suddently, Eddie Murphy's sidekick in the Beverly Hills Cop movies (Judd?Judge? Reinhold--something like that) was there to clean the bathroom. He said that Xander had vandalized it when he wrote all over the pokey guy. I argued that Xander would never vandalize a bathroom. Then I woke up.
My first thought after waking up and realizing it was a dream: "I KNEW Xander would never do that to do a bathroom."

Colleen had a dream that Peter Jennings gave her a paper route.

I was shushed at work today. A customer was talking on her cell phone when she came through my line, which is bad enough. I HATE when people do that, and if any of you do that you deserve burning pains in bad places. Anyways, she didn't give me enough money so I repeated the total. She then held up her finger and SHUSHED me. I was in shock. Stupid Bitch. Other than that, work was good. Matt brought in his Vegas pictures. So, now I have a picture of me riding a ram and a picture of me and the Statue of David. yay.

I'm going to go watch "Angel" now. Life is good.