Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

The other night in Calc class my teacher was talking about these assignments we have to do on the computer. He started talking about the flaws in the program we use and said "Computers are stupid. We are much smarter than the computer." The very first thing I thought was "Man, they sure aren't going to like that. He'll be the first to go in the robot uprising."

Labels: nerd stuff

Lumbar Segmental Dysfunction
Pelvic Joint Dysfunction
Spasm - Paralumbard Masculature
Lumbosacral Sprain/Strain
Lumbar Sprain/Strain
Lumbar Neuritis
Space Occupying Lesion
Gluteus Maximus Strain

Or ya know...
My back doesn't feel well.

I like all the medical terms though cuz it makes it seem much worse than it really is. But, don't get me wrong, my back frakking hurts. Over the past week it has gotten better though. I don't almost fall down when I get up from my chair at work because pain is shooting all over the GD place anymore. Progress!

So, I'm doing laundry this morning and I think (not for the first time) "Damn, Greg has a lot of black t shirts." So I decide to arrange his closet so all of his black t shirts are next to each other just to see how much space they take up.

That's 29 black t shirts (all of varying degrees of faded).

That's my Greg!

Labels: funny, Greg