Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

I had a dream that I moved to Portland and it really smelled. I couldn't stand to live there anymore, and I was really mad at Joel for not telling me that it smelled.

So, Joel, if it smells just tell me now.

Okay. Brace yourself.

I cooked last night.

I went to the store, bought the ingredients, and cooked. Now it wasn't some gourmet meal, but it was cooked by ME. Which means something. Considering when I boil water Colleen is impressed. Too bad she wasn't here to witness the miracle.

I also bought fruits AND vegetables at the grocery store. I'm turning a new leaf people!

(think it'll last a week??)

well boys and girls I'm now officially done with school. WOOHOO!!!!!

OK. I'm bored.

I'm taking a break from studying.... My brain can't handle any more.....

I figured out that if get zeros on both of my finals tommorrow I'll still pass and be able to graduate. So, that's a plus....

My voice is slowly coming back, but now I'm getting an annoying cough and my stomach has hurt since yesterday. Hopefully alcohol will kill all of the bacteria living in me tommorrow....

IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS I WILL DONE WITH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISSING:
My damn voice!!!
Last heard: Thursday night downtown
If found, you will get the reward of not having to hear me sound like a man. (Colleen has taken to calling me Manchelle)

Colleen and I ventured to St. Louis this Saturday, along with gale force winds and side-spitting rain. As I was driving, a giant bird tried to eat my car. Seriously. But, the trip was fun. Got to see a really good play, which is always worth putting up with those pesky tornadoes.

Today is my last Monday as an undergrad. strange.

Mrs. Woodley is a bitch.
And I'm sure since I've been graduated from high school she's become more of an angry old bitch.
Wow. That was kinda harsh. But she never liked Adam and I think I've always resented her for that.

My favorite person in the whole world right now is Jeff Timmerman. He visited me last night, and I was on cloud nine the entire time. He made me mac and cheese. And, damn, Florida has treated him well. (Seriously, he's F-I-N-E)

ONLY TWO MORE DAYS OF CLASS LEFT!!

Hey Micki. I think you accidently made the wrong article go onto the ''my niece is a hero" blog. Because, it's an article about the city council or something. Just to let you know, if you wanted to correct it or something. Anyway, I just finished my ACT registration thing. It took me forever. It wasn't much fun. I also had to call SCC today to find out information on a summer college class. Oh yay. I talked to mom about it though and she said that I should sign up and all that, but if it doesnt work out this summer it's ok if I dont take it. I dont know what to do about it. Lately I've just been thinking, 'just do it...what would it hurt to get a college credit out of the way?' but I kinda was looking forward to getting out of school, and now I have to go back, to a college class!

OH geez...alittle angry at Mrs. Woodley right now. Actually, I shouldnt be angry with her, I just wish she would've guided us through our research papers a little better. Ok, for our 8-10 page research paper, I had a great conclusion. I thought it was one of the best ones I've written. It had a paragraph of the summary and then a paragraph of my opinion. I guess that's WRONG. No opinions in a research paper, it would've been nice to know that. I got a 0 out of 15 on my conclusion, just because part of it was my opinion. grrr....

My niece is a hero. For the whole story, click here.

ALIAS 2-HOUR SEASON FINALE IS TONIGHT!!!!

According to the promo, it will make you say "OH MY ALIAS."

so excited. check it out.

I had my last SCOPE show ever on Thursday. (sob) Zwan was great though. The roadies called me Winona Ryder all day. And I had a small conversation with Billy Corgan. That officially makes me cool. And the after-show party was fun as well. I didn't get home until around 4am, so yeah, fun.

Last night, Colleen and I went to see "Bend It Like Beckham." If you would like a breif review of the movie, just call our apartment when we're not here and listen to our outgoing answering machine message. It really was a great movie, I highly recommend it.

Tonight, Colleen said I looked like a retarded dinosaur. But don't think she's crazy. She meant to say "retarded zebra"--which makes much more sense.

ONLY ONE MORE WEEK OF CLASSES LEFT!!!!