Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

So, here's a picture of Daniel Radcliffe from his new play in London.
He's, like, kinda hot and stuff.
I don't know what to think about that.

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And I thought I didn't like pickles...


Zany! Also check out "Must Love Jaws"

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When I got home from work tonight I couldn't get into our apartment.

I could put the key in the key hole and turn the key, but the door wouldn't open. I tried and tried but nothing would happen. Here's a glance into my thoughts:

What the hell?
Did Greg change the locks?
Why would he do that?
Oh my God. I'm in the wrong apartment building.
(I walk outside to check the number on the building)
Okay, right apartment building.
I'll try again.
What the HELL?
(I then walk back outside - in the freezing rain - and clean out my car.)
Maybe if I let it sit for a bit, I'll go back and try again and it will work. Like when you can't figure out a math problem, if you just leave it alone and come back to it later it's easier to solve.
Man this rain is cold.
The mail is all wet.
(I call Greg and after only two rings it goes to voice mail)
"Hey, it's me. You didn't change the locks as a joke did you? I can't get in the apartment. Call me back as soon as you get this."
What if he doesn't know who I am?
Maybe I'm not supposed to be here.
Holy crap, it's just like The Forgotten! He's going to call me back and say he has no idea who I am. I'm going to have to run around screaming "Doesn't anyone know who I am?"
I'm in the f'ing Twilight Zone.
Okay, Let's try the door again.
The key is turning, the knob is turning but the door won't open.
Maybe I shouldn't open it.
Maybe the apartment will explode when the door is opened. Like the movie Backdraft or something.
I should wait for Greg to get home.
But I don't want him to blow up.
What is going on?!?
Maybe the top lock is locked too.
We NEVER lock the top lock.
Why would it be locked?
(I try the top lock, it unlocks, and the door opens)
I'm retarded.
Why did Greg lock the top lock?
(I call Greg again)
"Umm, it's me again...I got in the apartment. The top lock was locked. Why did you lock the top lock? You never lock the top lock. Call me back. Love you."
Someone is in here.
They're hiding.
I am not looking for them until Greg calls me back, so if I find them and scream, he'll be on the phone with me.
(I stand right inside the door for about 2 minutes until Greg calls me back)

So I talked to Greg and we decided that maintenance probably came by the apartment today and changed the air filter. But I still decided to check the apartment for midget rapists while he was on the phone with me so if something happened he could call 911. I looked in the closets, under the bed, and in the shower so I should be okay. I was really worried for a while though.

Now I'm going to start watching Season 2 of The 4400 - as I just finished Season 1 last night. Because I'm a nerd. Who may or may not be attacked by a midget hiding in my pantry later tongight.

I decided to check out Blockbuster's online version of Netflix for a month to see if it's worth switching from Netflix. I don't like their website as much, they don't have the option to add extras queues to the same account like Netflix does (so Greg doesn't have to wait for me to finish sci-fi crap to watch his king fu crap), and there are a lot more movies that have "short wait" or "long wait" when compared to Netflix (I actually stuck the first season of 90210 in my Blockbuster queue and it has a "very long wait" - Netflix has it available now).
But the big plus is that instead of mailing the movie back, I can take the movie in its return envelope back to an actual Blockbuster store and get a free rental that day. And that rental does not count against the number of movies I have out at a time for the online thing. They log in they received my movie, and send out the next available movie in my queue the next day. It costs the same as Netflix, and I have the ability to have twice as many movies.
But I really like Netflix. They've never done me wrong.
So, I'm at a cross roads.

Stuff and things:
-Lady in the Water is silly. I really don't mind the idea of a fairy tale being real, but only if the fairy tale isn't silly with creatures called "narfs" and "scrunts." But I didn't hate the movie as much as some reviewers did.

-The Descent is not silly. It is f'ing awesome. I screamed and hid under the blanket at one point.

-I think The King of Queens is funny, and I really don't know what that means.

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In a Past Life...

You Were: A Forlorn Magician. Where You Lived: Poland. How You Died: Hung for treason.