Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

i think i gave you crabs


which IT'S HAPPY BUNNY are you?
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I'm going on a date this Saturday night....with the foreign exchange student from Costa Rica! It's going to be fun, he's so nice. We're going out to eat and then going bowling.

Hmm...John Mayer?!? You surprise me sometimes, Micki.

And, the picture Mom took of you on the logs when you were home is super good!

Haha, John just asked Mom if he could stay up until 9:00 PM to watch South Park because it's the episode where Jesus fights the Devil. He said, "I MUST SEE IT." in a demanding kinda way. He's really funny sometimes.

I'm going to see John Mayer Nov 8th.
What is happening to me?
First "everwood"... now this...

Note to new supervisor: I know how to do my job. I understand when the column for "title received" is blank, the title is not received. Thanks.

I learned of TWO engagements yesterday. One being my sister (Not Coley. Mandy.) This news didn't come as a huge shock, but made me very very happy. I get to be in the wedding! The second being Christopher. This news didn't come as a huge shock either, but made me want a drink. (I AM NOT A BITTER EX-GIRLFRIEND. seriously.)

feel.
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crap.

Things I've learned at work today:
If I were in a soap opera, I would be "The Double Crosser."
If I were a monkey, I'd be a lemur.
I taste like peppermint.
I am a Bernese Mountain Dog.
I am still single because I don't want to commit.
My family is like The Simpsons.
My celebrity style is preppy, just like Gwyneth Paltrow.
My celebrity match is Sean William Scott (maybe he'll introduce me to the Rock)
My theme song is "Walking on Sunshine."

Thanks emode.com

My cousin Chelsea is going to be in a play at Simpson, so I was flipping thru the Datebook for the ad (her picture is even in there!). Above the ad for the play, was an ad for the John Mayer concert at Hilton. I decided to cut out the JM ad and draw on it. He has horns, crazy hair, evil eyes...your standard stuff when vandalizing ads. Proud of my work, I put in up on the file cabinet in my cube. People keep walking by and going "Oh my god, i LOVE John Mayer. Are you going to the show?" Ummm...the picture says "John Mayer is a tool." What do you think smartie? I decided to take my art down.
No one understands me.

Micki, I miss you. I know boys friggin suck. Grr... anyway, I bought a new book today, looking for Smiles on Washington Square, but it isn't out. They stopped printing it in 1994. I got Tickled Pink instead. It looks funny.