Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

Super Awesome Thing That Happened Today:

On my way out the door to work this morning, I grabbed a package of PopTarts cuz I figured I'd get hungry later in the day and need a snack. Around 3 o'clock, my stomach told me it was hungry and I reached for the PopTarts. I opened the bag and.... THERE WERE THREE POPTARTS IN THERE! How friggin awesome is that?!? I totally needed three poptarts too.

That is seriously the highlight of my day. Of my week.

p.s. boys are retardo.

Everyone needs to go to Colleen's blog and vote, like now. A lot of yous may have already gotten an email from me, but if not, you have your mission. Go there. Your vote counts.

I had a pretty good weekend. It was highlighted by best friend's ex-boyfriend's birthday bash, locking my keys in the car, forgetting to pay the locksmith that got them out for me, hanging out with 13 year olds for entirely too long, and visiting my way cool grandparents. (My grandpa told me he really wants a pair of Chuck Taylors). I went home to see Coley perform at the annual Central Lee "We fee sorry for small schools that always get their asses kicked" Show Choir Invitational. Good job Coley. Yay Intertia Band.

Some of you know my recent boy dilemma. I met a boy named Walker. His name is WALKER. As in, Texas Ranger. As in, Chuck Friggin Norris. I decided that I would have to learn his last name and call him by that instead (like Syndey calls Vaughn on Alias). I found last night that his LAST NAME is Walker. He CHOOSES to go by WALKER. WHAT THE F?? I don't know if this will work out.

YIPPEE.
who wants to go see blink-182 and no doubt with me this summer???
super excited!

and one more thing....
watch everwood tonight cuz ephram takes his shirt off.
eeeeee!!!

Yowza.
Work is crazy crazy crazy. And they just fired someone, so work load is going to get higher, which means even more crazy. yippee. I'm going to try really hard to only have 5 or 6 hours of overtime this week though. We'll see what happens. I may have to spend all of my lunches at my desk eating french fries while sending out files, like I am right now.
The volunteer coordinator at the Playhouse called me to come in last night and meet the director for The Wizard of Oz. She said I could just pop in, meet him, talk about anything that needed to be done right away, and go. When I got there, they somehow fernangled (good word!) me into staying for the auditions. At first, I thought it would be cool watching the kiddies tryout. But, OH NO, they decided they would make me the kid wrangler. I had to sit in the room where we were holding the kids before they tried out and make sure they didn't brake anything. I HAD TO BABYSIT! If auditioner #109 is cast as a munchkin I will quit the show. I finally told them I had to go home. Because the Grammys were on. And I'm super butt crazy in love with Justin Timberlake.
Other fun weekend news: I met Amy's boyfriend, Brandon, and his friends. We went out and had a few drinks. I barfed later. (no fun!) But, Brandon told Amy that his friends liked me. Which is always a nice little ego booster. Go me. And Brandon is really nice and cute...and a college boy...with college friends...that are boys...that can be my new college boy friends. :)

Hello up there . boy was our weather report wrong. nasty today. I clicked on "dad" on Jan. 2 message. thank you. Stay warm and good luck kicking your bad habits.