Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

it's been a while...

i did post last night, but this morning when i was sober i decided to delete that post. it was hard to read.
it was boring, i just talked about my fiance at hyvee. he's so cute. i found out that his name is kyle.
mrs. kyle......yeah.....

i'm at work right now....kinda doing work. the past two days have been h-e-double hockey sticks.
no good. but, i've managed to go out twice already this week. going out again tonight....and tommorrow.
i'm just a party monster. seth green is so cute.

speaking of seth green.... saw aly hannigan on the today show today (for all you losers who dont know, that willow on buffy) she's gotten offers from all the channels to have a sitcom deal. i love her.

"i'm going to marry an old chinese woman." -amber

Today's Laffy Taffy Joke:
"Why do melons always have big weddings?"

BECAUSE THEY CANTALOUPE!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

your estimated wait time is 15-25 minutes. Please wait for the next available agent while this really annoying jazz music plays and you consider hanging yourself with your phone cord.

every year i come up with a ridiculously long christmas list. not because i expect all the things on the list. just as a tool for those who plan on getting me things. lots of choices that way. and i don't get crap.

i made a small bday list this year. (what i don't get will bleed over into the xmas list) so for those of you that are interested my list is as follows:

pre-order alias season one on dvd
buffy season one, two, or four on dvd
mst3k on dvd. preferably a set, not just one movie.
rufus wainwright cd
j.timberlake cd
beyonce cd
comforter set for my new QUEEN SIZE bed
a new tv (larger than 13 inches)
angel season one on dvd
buffy action figures - not buffy season two, oz, or faith
dizzy and jimmy (book)
one of the hanson brothers, preferably the married one
toys
true romance on dvd
chasing amy on dvd
dogma on dvd
jason lee
the soundtrack to chicago
curtains
pretty shirts
a desk
dining room table
socks
bracelets
pins, patches, stickers
stuffed armadillo
a pirate from the caribbean (not geoffery rush)
converse sneakers in yellow (I don't know if they actually make them, but I WANT SOME)

that's a pretty good list, yes?

I feel kinda bad and spoiled now.

o.m.g. (not to be confused with omc of "how bizarre" fame)

lisa marie presley is going to be at the iowa state fair and i totally want to go. it's 25 bucks though, so it ain't gonna happen.

I BOUGHT A BED!! it's big and soft and it's being delivered to my apartment tommorrow.

what ever happened to omc? i really thought those kids were going to make it.

I miss my roommate.
(sniff, sniff)

Work was better today. After my lunch, I actually had a stack of stuff to do. I've been on the phone for a few hours doing stuff. One of my borrowers, according to the closing attorney, has taken a "sabbatical" in England. He asked me if I knew where she was. Well, yes Mr. Howard, she's under my desk.

AND, I got a high score on my game. (Not too much work still)

SOOO ADDICTIVE!




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what up peeps

I feel like a true grown up, because I hate hate hate my job. I realize that it could be worse and I could have to lift heavy things. But, the only thing I'm accomplishing here is that I'm positive my ass is getting bigger. By the time I actually do start getting work, I'll have no idea what to do because it'll have been weeks since my training. Interest rate? What's that?

Ok. So things aren't THAT bad...

I went to pre-order the Buffy Series Five action figures today. I was given this announcement.

Life is so hard sometimes.

If you rearrange the letters in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" you get "Feverishly Pube Fart Amy."

Yep, I'm still at work.

Since I don't have a whole lot to do yet at work, I decided to take a quiz to see who my "inner rock star" is. I'm so upset. I'm Britney Spears. If I made a movie it would be sooo much better than Crossroads.

I found a hair tie and a bobby (accidently spelled "booby" the first time) pin on my desk already. I've been at this desk less than a week. HEE! In hair-related news, I'm seriously considering chopping it off again. Seriously. Comments anyone?

I have a crush on a boy who works at HyVee is WDM. He's probably sixteen. I call him my boyfriend everytime Amber go to get dinner there. He's the cutest thing ever. Can I marry him?

what happened to your hands? did darth vader come by and hack them off?