Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

Saturday night I had to work at Walgreens til about 10:30pm. There were only 3 of us there, so when it came time for my break, I had to grab the manager from the office to ring out my twinkies and chocolate milk. (Yes, I've gone back on my drug store diet -- they don't sell Zebra Cakes at Walgreens though!!!) I knocked on the door and asked him what's up, he replied "I'm f*cking doing this f*cking self evaluation thing." (He tends to curse like a sailor-he's really cool) I thought I'd be a smart ass and respond by saying something like, "Do you f*cking mind ringing my up then?" Instead the words that actually came out of my mouth were, "Do you mind f*cking me?" Oh.My.God. I was soooooooo embarrassed. Beyond repair. He thought it was pretty funny. I just hid myself in shame the rest of the night.

I'm so dumb.