I was given the disturbing news this weekend that my plan to marry into money probably won't work. To do this I would have to get married in at least the next couple years to a much older man. (I was told 47 is the youngest I could go) I was told over dinner Saturday night that younger rich men aren't looking to get married. And the older men that are rich are looking for the "convertible", not the "classic car." So I can't wait til I'm 35 to get married if I really want to marry into money. After much discussion it was decided that the best plan is as follows:
1. Have a good lawyer friend (in a year, Jeff will fill that position nicely)
2. Have said friend tell me which clients have either a) no prenup or b) prenup with an infidelity clause.
3. Lure this client into bed.
4. Webcam.
5. Blackmail = Salary.
In other news, I burnt my forehead at an I-Cubs game yesterday and I'm really worried that I'll be Peely McNasty at the wedding on Saturday. Fabulous.
TAKING A WEEK OFF WORK! WOOHOOOOOOO!
1. Have a good lawyer friend (in a year, Jeff will fill that position nicely)
2. Have said friend tell me which clients have either a) no prenup or b) prenup with an infidelity clause.
3. Lure this client into bed.
4. Webcam.
5. Blackmail = Salary.
In other news, I burnt my forehead at an I-Cubs game yesterday and I'm really worried that I'll be Peely McNasty at the wedding on Saturday. Fabulous.
TAKING A WEEK OFF WORK! WOOHOOOOOOO!
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