Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

I've had a rough day. I think my feelings would be best described through song.
From the Avenue Q soundtrack....

I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think,
"Oh my God!I am totally gonna go far!"

How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!

Ohhh...I wish I could just drop a class...
Or get into a play...
Or change my major...
Or fuck my T.A.

I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

I wish I could go back to college!
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...

I wish I had taken more pictures.
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."
"These kids are so much younger than me."

Word.

I went to eat at Joe's Crab Shack for the first time last night with two of my friends from work. When we were seated, someone came over the intercom and said "Warning: In two minutes, the shack will begin to shake." Two minutes later, "Carwash" came over the stereo and all the waitstaff came out and danced. Thirty minutes later, they played the Macarena and they all danced again. During this dance break, one of them would yell out a random dance move (examples: Roger Rabbit, Cabbage Patch, Shopping Cart) and they would all do it.
After witnessing this, my friend Sarah said "I would never ever work here for that reason alone." I replied, "For that reason alone, I TOTALLY want to work here."

ah, vacation. I loved my week off, but I'll admit it's nice to be back in my familiar and quiet surroundings. I missed Chicken, and according to her note she wrote to me, (which was written in Amy's handwriting, oddly enough) she missed me too.

I had a great time visiting Kate (which is what I've decided to call Katy now). We went out, went shopping, and gabbed like girls. I miss my girl friends from school. I also got to visit the sales partners office downtown and in Park Ridge. The week was actually very interesting regarding work, but I'm going to hold off on commenting until I know what's going on. (I've been talking too much about it anyway, and I'm going to jinx myself) We'll just say that everyone (in the Chicago offices at least) loves me and wouldn't mind me getting a different, better job within my site. :)

I went out for margaritas with one of our processors in Park Ridge at 3pm on Thursday. Awesome.

I also saw uber-hot account rep. He is still uber-hot. He is also still an ass. Diseases were wished upon him. A lot. But then he gave me some of his fries at dinner, and I felt a little better.


oh rufus. 

Rufus was fabulous. I love him. Even when he messes up and has to start a song over.
Colleen and I were so pathetic in Iowa City. We couldn't remember the names of the buildings on campus. I kept wanting to call the Pentacrest, the Pentagon. I also forgot the name of Burlington Street. How sad. At least I didn't forget Market Street, where my apartment was for 2 years, Colleen!

Other fun notes:
Mondo's Downtown is now called "Bonehead's". Awesome.
I watched 6 1/2 episodes of Queer As Folk today. ( I fell asleep during the last one...)
I'm addicted to shopping. I'm seriously scared about it.
The Avenue Q soundtrack is brilliant.
I'm tired and going to bed at 10:30ish on a Saturday night. Shut up.