Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

Saturday night I had to work at Walgreens til about 10:30pm. There were only 3 of us there, so when it came time for my break, I had to grab the manager from the office to ring out my twinkies and chocolate milk. (Yes, I've gone back on my drug store diet -- they don't sell Zebra Cakes at Walgreens though!!!) I knocked on the door and asked him what's up, he replied "I'm f*cking doing this f*cking self evaluation thing." (He tends to curse like a sailor-he's really cool) I thought I'd be a smart ass and respond by saying something like, "Do you f*cking mind ringing my up then?" Instead the words that actually came out of my mouth were, "Do you mind f*cking me?" Oh.My.God. I was soooooooo embarrassed. Beyond repair. He thought it was pretty funny. I just hid myself in shame the rest of the night.

I'm so dumb.

I started my new job at Walgreens this weekend. It kicked my ass. I worked 9-6 at Wells on Friday, then worked 630-1030 at Walgreens. Then I worked 9-530 on Saturday and 8-430 on Sunday. I'm just not used to be ON MY FEET for 8 hours straight. no good.

And, apparently, the head cosmetics lady (they have me working in cosmetics instead of photo, which yeah, whatever) is a drunk. They're trying to make sure that I never have to work with her. Even the store manager talked crap about her. He was giving me a tour of the store, and he mentioned that she was the head of the cosmetics dept and you could tell he was about to say something about her. Then he was like, "I shouldn't say anything. I just think our personalities clash. You know, I'm pleasant." Awesome.

In other news, I leave for Chicago in a week and Vegas a week after that. I'm pretty excited about both trips (Obviously Vegas I'm more excited about considering it has nothing to do with work.) I'll be in Chicago for 3 days to schmooze with the loan officers and hopefully be able to go to an actual closing. As far as I know, we only have one meeting and possibly one closing to go to and we'll be there for 3 days. I've confirmed with my manager this leaves plenty of time for carousing.

Oh, and for those who don't know, chicken died. It was really sad and I cried and yeah. Guaranteed Sadness, yes.

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Happy (late) holidays. Hope everyone was safe and happy and got good presents. Also gave good presents, that's a plus as well.

My holiday consisted of playing entirely too much Nintendo Game Cube (my big Xmas present), bowling (terribly, as a matter of fact), and watching a few choice movies. I have turned into a game cube fanatic, which is a bit ridiculous. I got Buffy Season 1 and I've only watched 3 episodes, because I've been to "busy" playing Donkey Konga and Animal Crossing. Ri-goddam-diculous.

My new years eve was a dud. My new years eve eve, however, was very fun. Amy and I went out to a bar that was serving $2 Long Islands. One of those can easily kick my ass. I had at least three (the rest of the night is very blurry). Luckily I only drunk dialed two people. Unfortunatly one of them was Brian. Boo to me. But, funny enough, I remember talking to him I just don't remember what was said. I'm sure I said something retarded, but at least I didn't tell him I was driving to see him the next day then just not show up.

Best compliment ever in the history of the world (okay, that may be overstating but whatever):
Admirer #1: "I am such a fan of you."
Me: "Really? How much?"
Admirer #1: "If you were holding a concert, I would pay $80 bucks to stand behind a pole."