Confessions of a Dirrty Mind

I'm currently at work. But, I'm not doing any work. People around me are calling eachother on our brand new phones to just pass the time. God, this is boring. At least the people sitting around me are fun and sing 80's hair band songs like "Once Bitten, Twice Shy."

This is retardo.

Damn it. I wondered about the silverware. It will be back this weekend for ya.

The new apartment is treating me well so far. I'm arranging furniture in my head, trying to figure out where everything should go. My apartment is not "hotter than a frickin' deep fat fryer." I've already buckled and turned the air on. But, with all of the moving in and such, I figure I deserve it.

I miss my roommate. I miss Iowa City. Damn it, I miss Osco. (Well, I miss the people who work at Osco--there is no LaVonne here at Wells Fargo). I think it's going to take a while for me to adjust.....

michelob...
hope the new apt is treating you well. our apt is hotter than a frickin' deep fat fryer (and with the love handles i'm sporting nowadays, i'm starting to worry that my metaphor is a little too accurate). at any rate, have a good first week in the new place. our place is lonely without ya.

oh. and on a moving related note, you did take the wrong silverware. (which i'm afraid just goes to show how very little you actually cooked or ate anything during your stint at 720 e. market.) and, sorry to suck, but i like mine. could you bring it back this weekend when you return for more stuff? thanks, dude.

yours in apartment sharing,
colleen

I started my job and the most exciting thing is that my department is called SDC. Which is so close to SD-6 (just like ALIAS!!) AND there are different department numbers so I could actually be in department SD6. That would be coolest thing ever. More news later when I actually have time to blog.

Hey Micki, guess who came into Hy-Vee today to see me? Travis! I was so excited but mad at the same time, because the other day he called me and I was so excited to hear from him because I wanted to ask him to get back with me, so I told him that I didnt want to do this anymore, and he was like, 'well, I just called to say that I left the movie over there. Bye'. So I was really upset for awhile, but he came in today and he said that when I had said that I didnt want to do this anymore he thought I meant I didnt want to talk to him anymore, but what I meant was that I wanted to be together again. So, we might get back together...who knows.

Some of those insult names are really bad! Mine wasnt too bad, it was Sissychomper Slutmonkey. But Travis' was something that I shouldn't even type.

Anyway, good luck tomorrow! I'm sure you'll do fine. I'm so excited for you! love you.

I HAVE A JOB!

Cheers all around. So, I'm not going as far west as I had originally planned, but hey, it's WEST Des Moines, so I'll just pretend. Yep, I'm staying in Iowa. YAY. To celebrate, Mike came over Tuesday night and said that we could do whatever I wanted. So, of course, we rented the Olsen Twins TV show on DVD. I got the one that has the episode with Mr. Sark (see my post on April 30th). On the way home from Mr. Movies (crap--I just realized I haven't taken the DVD back yet), we were talking about if 2 Olsens double the pleasure or not. And if you keep adding an Olsen, does the pleasure increase exponentially or by some other formula? Possibly a parabola or cosine function? Yeah, dorks.

OOH-more exciting news. Buffy Season 4 arrived yesterday. After margaritas at Micky's Colleen and I came home, built a fort, and watched the first two episodes last night. So good.

My insulting name is Essence of sheer vile Slutmonkey!
What's yours?

Please call me SlutMonkey from now on.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Lobos.
What's yours?
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I leave town for two days and you watch everwood. the place is going to hell and a handbasket.

yes, i'm alive. i just don't feel like it.

and i spilled baked beans on my shirt today. still wore it to work. i'd like to see someone make fun of me for it. i dare them.

"friends don't let friends watch everwood" right? No one was here to stop me tonight. Yep, I watched everwood. The worst part: I enjoyed it. I'm still going to make fun of it though.

I don't hate boys anymore. Boys have been forgiven. They're kinda dumb though.

I love graduation presents. Got my present from Colleen tonight. I received 4 pictures of Aiden DeVane (from All My Children), a shirt that says "friends don't let friends watch everwood" and a mary-kate olsen doll. it's brilliant.

I hate boys. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I hate boys.

I love the new osco soundtrack. it's like a totally 80s compilation. it has the george michael "teacher" song and a song by the guy who was on 90210 and beat up donna. I sang along while i faced the store tonight. I even danced a bit.

boys suck.